~ You have some one to manage your money.
~ She always looks good.
~ She makes your other niggas jealous.
~ She makes you look good.
~ When you get broke she'll be gone and take what you have left.
~ She makes sure she has a child by you to sue you for child support.
~ Once your nigga comes up she'll be on his arm the next day.
2. Ms. Freak (secret lover)
~ She knows all the right positions.
~ She'll try everything more than once.
~ You're never unsatisfied.
~ She'll do all the things your girl won't do.
~ She doesn't mind being your freak, as long as she catches one too.
~ Eventually, b/c she's a female, she'll end up catching feelings.
~ She starts to act like she's your "main".
~ She fucks wit ya boy and act like you in the wrong for telling her that she's a freak.
~ Eventually her shit gets old. And you need a replacement.
3. Ms. Independent
~ You don't have to worry about buying her anything. She got it.
~ She's intelligent, sassy, confident and determined.
~ She's great for (business) conversation.
~ She keeps it real and has goals.
~ She knows how to please a man.
~ She will continuously let you know, that she can handle it on her own.
~ She will eventually say fuck you and get a dildo.
~ She will consider you another one her play toys, or goals.
4. Ms. Dyme
~ She's top of the line.
~ She stays looking like a fantasy.
~ She has the body of a goddess with the face to match.
~ She considers herself a "model"
~Gets you on hard whenever you see her.
~ All the girls envy her, but she doesn't care.
~ She's superficial. She cares only about her looks.
~ She honestly lacks confidence and will annoy you about the way she looks.
~ She's probably dumb as hell and if she's not her personality is dry.
~ You have to constantly keep your game up b/c every nigga is gonna try to get her.
5. Ms. Tomboy
~ She's cool and laid back.
~ She'll be willing to play rough with you.
~ Of course, she loves sports.
~ Her body is athletically divine.
~ She's easy to talk to and fun to be around.
~ She's a diamond in the rough.
~ She'll remind you too much of your nigga.
~ She might not want to change her appearance.
~ She might actually beat you in basketball, football and track.
6. Ms. Ghetto
~ She's not afraid of any other female or male. She will fight to keep you.
~ She's down for you. She'll be there to bail you out of jail.
~ She's always stays fresh.
~ She can cook up a storm. She can make the best out of a bad situation.
~ She keeps it real and keeps you satisfied.
~ She doesn't know how to act in public.
~ Your mama can't stand her.
~ You get into with her every other second.
~ She's willing to fight another girl looking at you or her PERIOD.
~ Her weave colors are distracting and her vocabulary is minimal.(ghetto)
7. Ms. Good Girl
~ She's always there for you.
~ She's intelligent, classy, kind, sweet and cool.
~ Your mother loves her.d. You can see yourself falling in love with her.
~ You are her first everything.
~ She makes you feel like a man.
She's an A or B situation either:
A. You're not gonna get any until ya'll are married or
B. She said she's never done - she said she's never tried - she's sitting there telling a muthafukkin' lie.
8. Ms. Main
~ She is the one you respect.
~ She probably may know about the others but might not care.
~ She has all the qualities you want in a female.
~ You've been with her forever.
~ She starts getting very suspicious and calls you every moment.
9. Ms. Psycho
~ She's fun and spontaneous.
~ She's down to earth.
~ She loves you unconditionally.
~ Everything about her is too good to be true. So everyone loves her.
~ She makes you feel loved.
~ Don't you break up with her. She will stalk your ass.
~ she may just be that chick on the side and kick ur ass.
~ Fuckin' with her can make your life a living hell.
10. Ms. I have a Man
~ She may have a man but she'll mess with you anyway.
~ She looks good.
~ You have an intense night of passion with her.
~ She'll always come crying to you about the problems with her man.
~ She'll get you caught up and then leave you anyway for her man.
~ If you piss her off she'll get her man to come beat your ass.
~ She'll unofficially make you her man once she gets pissed off at her real man.
11. Ms. Tease
~ She's tempting and a nice piece of eye candy.
~ She's intelligent, athletic, respectable and SEXXXXXXY.
~ She knows how to turn you on without touching you.
~ Everything she does is just so sensual.
~ She can bring you to that point and make you wait to get it.
~ Every time you see her you catch a mini orgasm.
~ Every nigga wants her b/c she's so mysterious and that makes you want to get her first.
~ NO matter what you think or do you never get it.
~ She probably has a long distance boyfriend somewhere that you will never know about.
~ She gets you hard and leaves you like that. (Unbearable)
12. MRS. RIGHT
~ She is not sexy, fine, or a dyme she is Beautiful and therefore encompasses all of these descriptions.
~ She is intelligent, sassy, funny, outgoing, determined, strong and classy.
~ She can cook or at least order a meal that is just like your mother's.
~ Her personality is just as beautiful as her body.
~ She believes in God and follows his virtues most of them ;].
~ She knows that a relationship requires a 200 percent yet she gives her man an extra 10 percent. She can please her man in anyway. Mentally, Spiritually, and Sexually.
~ She makes you recognize your full potential as a man and completes you.
~She's always there for you, no matter what your dreams are.
~She's not afraid to tell you the truth and set you straight.
~ You can talk to her and confide in her, she's your best friend.
~ You love being around her more than your boys.
~ You can share your most intimate moments with her without sex.
~ You can have a bad argument with her and have the BEST Mind Numbing and passionate love making fest ever.
~ She's always willing to find a way to work out your problems and will often take most of your *bleep*. But she's also intelligent enough to leave.
~ She's nothing like any other girl you've met. She's your woman.
~ she's not always the only one on your mind and you might not constantly miss her all the time, but u know in your heart that that's ok and open your arms to her everyday
~ you might fight a lot, but its ok because you know a real relationship has problem, but only the right girl will sit there and put up with it and stay with you
~ You've probably met her, or had her in your life but got too consumed with all the other types that you let her go
** I found this on a blog on long time ago**