Friday, July 31, 2009

I be Rapping....I be Rapping

Okay Readers, let me catch you up with me before I begin. I used to rap a while back. Let’s say I’m 21 now and it was back at age 15 or 16. I was a fool with the pen. Im not just saying that because it’s me either. I wa sin a group with some males and I feel I was the strongest link. I write my own material and all. Hey I’m probably better than some of the female in the industry. <-- (My opinion Only) Well someone asked if I still rapped not long ago and I stated “No, I probably can’t write the first verse.” They told me it’s a gift that you never loose . So I wanted to see if I still had. Decided to remake Yo Gotti 5 Star Chick. Im sure you can tell why. Enjoy!!-->

Me personally I feel I still got it.

Tuesday, July 28, 2009

Real vs Fake Friends

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: are the reason you have no food.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Would sit next to you sayin "Damn ... we fucked up ... but that shit was fun!"

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: cry with you

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: keep your shit so long they forget its yours.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "Bitch drink the rest of that you know we don't waste."

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them the fuck out

Saturday, July 25, 2009

He got that *COMBACK* ???

Okay peeps, there’s been a lot of chitchat going around about Mr. Michael Vick. Should he return to the NFL or should he not?? I’ll call it the Great Debate. Well here is my 2 cents about the situation, HELLS YES. Let Vick make a Comeback!!! After all this mayhem if he has the balls to reinstate then by all means allow it. On another note it shouldn’t be based upon what I think or you think…Not even what the NFL commissioner thinks. Now I’m against animal abuse 100%. In no way, shape, or form do I condone Vick’s actions. BUT (stress but) he’s served his time…forfeited more money than majority of us will ever see…lost his home…and been publicly humiliated. Now who would say that that’s not a paid debt to society. Playing football is his career and he shouldn’t be denied an opportunity to earn a living. On the other hand the NFL teams should feel free to deny him a contract if they chose. Arthur Blank has said he won’t accept Vick back with the Falcons but he should at least be behind him with his possible return. Vick is the one who put the ATL Falcons on the map. <--(My opinion only) Now it’s only rightful to say that it’s a risk letting him return but for him to be given the opportunity is not a risk at all. People are given the chance to redeem themselves all the time. Why is Vick any different. We all make mistakes. It’s our job to learn from those mistakes and never repeat them. Vick should look at this as a fresh start and not a continuance. Pull Vick off of this pedestal you people see him on. He’s human…The guy next door. Again….Deuces(22222) Kisses to Vick (Muuuaaahhhh!!!)

Friday, July 24, 2009

Shawty Wanna RIDE wit me

Okay Readers I've noticed a trend in someone women. They're Scared to ride a DICK. (OMG?) I know you're like Heck no but HELL YES some of those type still exist. I thought about it then a light bulb came on saying it had to be a reason for this. See women have been deemed as missionaries for a man’s pleasure. Think……..(Okay time’s up) Back in medieval times, the pussy was on lock and key. And I ask “What kind of shit was that??” Men have always been made out as superior and females always undervalued. In today’s age you have a lot of men/boys….Who think the woman is no good unless she is being served the royal penis. Men are always seen as the controllers so when some females even think about controlling a sexual encounter They panic. In today’s day and age WOMEN are police, movie stars, entrepreneurs, and some birth 6-7-8+ kids. But you ask them to ride a dick and they break out in sweats. Ladies the coffees been brewing you just need to wake up and smell it. Men expect us to get on top sometimes. Preferably I do All the Time. They crave for that relaxation. Dam they don’t wanna pull a 9 hour shift and then come home and do all the work in bed too. For those of you who are on the scared side, I’ll tell you the #1 source for learning how to ride. ASK YOUR MAN!!! (Hello) Who knows better than the one who’ll be on the receiving end. Or feel free to ask me. It’s really simple.
For the beginners, you should start with him sitting in a chair while your feet still touch the floor. Play your favorite R&B song…Maybe Hip-Hop for some. Move your hips to the beat and put a little rhythm with it. Now were talking. Make sure you’ve had a few sips of Remy, X rated, Goose, Belve. Whatever’s clever. Now that you’ve found your groove, ask him does it feel good. Follow his lead, I promise he won’t misguide you. I can assure you he isn’t shy and he’ll let you know what needs to be done.Because believe me…..He wants that nut. Relax and have fun with it. Get Creative. Be patient cowboys didn't learn how to ride a bull in a day and you surely won’t learn to ride a dick in a day. Now if you’re gonna assume the position then make sure you take it to the finish line. Talk dirty to him. Get my drift. Now if you scared to talk dirty then more than likely you’re to scared to be riding dick in the 1st place. Now if you want some particular positions then comment and let it be known…Deuces.(222222)

Thursday, July 23, 2009

Will the REAL Bitches Please Stand Up

Have you heard the phrase “REAL Bitches Do REAL Things?” Of course you have, if not you’re a lame. We’ll this here is to Raise my Glass to those females. And if you have the Badge of Honor Ladies Wear it Proud. Studies Show (My studies) By the way, For every Real Bitch there’s 100 fakes. Now I’m sure plenty claim the title but only few live by it and will die by it. Some declare themselves as bitches and are the same ones getting offensive when someone calls them a Bitch. Well if you’re a Bitch in your eyes then why not be called what you claim you are?? Real Bitches Claim their title. Now with that being said a lot of you Wanna be’s are Looking Real Phony...Get it REAL PHONY. Then we have you ladies who want to be bitches and don’t know the true definition. See the real ones don’t have to work hard at being provocative. You’ll know when she walks in a room. She gets attention without even speaking or making a noise. It’s her demeanor that shows her presence not her mouth. She isn’t shallow and can think for herself, by her lonesome. A Real bitch ain’t cheap. You can’t buy her materials and think you got her. In fact you cant buy her at all. She knows her worth and like Master card says it “She PRICELESS” But lets get one thing straight not one time did I say she wont let you spend, spend, spend. Lets not get it twisted. A Real bitch knows that all real bitches carry certain qualities. They are but not limited to Being her, Fighting for hers, and surviving.
She’s an asset not a liability. Drama she can do with out. But she’ll show you where she came from if need be. A Real Bitch will Bite you to the core, wake you up like a cold glass of water in your face, and hit you like a good shot of Jose’s Tequila. A Real Bitch is Hot regardless of her attire. And you don’t have to look for her B/C your eyes will find her unaided. I’m gonna end it with this note to spot a fake bitch just listen for the bitch that won’t shut her dam mouth even when she has nothing important to say. Aright now Kisses to my Bitches...Deuces!!!!

Wednesday, July 22, 2009

Women Cheat Too....

Now I don’t want anyone to get this misconstrued when I say Women Cheat Too. Maybe not all of them but 80% are engaging in cheat activites. You have your married woman who we take to be happily married and that’s just not so. You would assume they got married because all aspects of their relationship were on point or at their satisfaction. Over the years in a marriage, people fall into ruts and routine sex is no longer enough. Then you have the other reasons. First I want to say this: People always try to study reasons for men cheating. Still living in the cliché time like women cant (Won’t) Cheat. Well I’m gonna turn the tables and examine why women cheat. Because Baaabbbiiii Believe we do. See men think they are kings of the jungle (Tarzan like) and women (his Jane) will settle for anything they give. Sorry Come again!!! Some do settle and they live in pure misery (Literally). Then you have those who step out, get that fulfillment and are back at home before you even think about clocking out from work. Men wake up and Smell the Folgers….(Ummm Ummm Good!!!) This is the 2k’s and the way grandma and grandpa came up is nonexistent in today’s age. You better start handling you B.I=(Business) or someone else is bound to step in. That’s why we have a lot of females screaming Neyo’s Independent. They seem to feel men can’t do anything for them.

On another note you have the women who cheat because the men cheat or as I like to call them “ The ones throwing Rail for Rail”….. Men live a double standard and think they can cheat but women CAN’T (Point.Blank.Period). Those days are long gone like the Dinosaurs. And trust me when I say, this is far from out of the ordinary. This is very common behavior now a days. Women don’t cheat because they don’t love their mate. We Mos Def Love Em’.; BUT (emphasis on but) We Love ourselves More. Ever heard the quote “I Love you but I Love me too!” So a little advice if you don’t know Ask if she’s satisfied. If you don’t care to then DON’T be shocked when she either Leaves you, Fucks someone else, or Stops Fucking you altogether. Muuuahh Kisses to my Bitches (Deuces)!!!!

Got our name from a Woman-Got our Game from a Woman

Have you every heard the saying ''Beside every great man stands a great woMAN"? Well I totally disagree. The truth of it is behind every great man stands a great woMAN pushing him in the back to make sure he handles his B.I=(business). When game is referred to, it's usually men everyone assumes are in control, running the show. Shot calling, hustling, balling, grinding, or pimping, it's the male icon that's gloried. But no one talks about his female companion, who more times than not, holds it together for her man. Look for every Clyde--there's a Bonnie. Jay-z told yall before. Now this is not a upholding for the Gangstress-Pimpstress-"5 Star Chick"-Boss Bitch or female hustler....(Diva is the famale version) but a picture of alot of our lifestyles and Shout Out. Now don't get me wrong every story isn't a fairy tale because every life lived doesn't end Oh so Happy. This is to Acknowledge the Females who live this life....Now if you can't Congratulate, Dont Hate, Stay in your Lane (via Plies).

Some may sit back, look down their noses, and judge these Real Women(thats what they are) Call them Bitches, Hoes, Connivers, and Sluts but I hear to defend them. And until you walked a mile in their Pumps and Got to it like they have, please save your breath- your opinion is not much needed. Now Lifes a Dirty Game and Women usually are the Best Players. Now I love the brothers like a Faggot luvs Dickland but this one is for my girls with that Girl Power. I take my HAT OFF 2 all Females who Relate...(2Deuces) to be continued

Tuesday, July 21, 2009

Don't Knock the NEXT Man

Now I’m by far The Baddest if not THE Baddest then one of The Baddest in my City. (Note)-> It’s a Small City in the Country. Now on with the topic at hand… Why when a guy approaches me he always starts the conversation off with a tale of my most recent niggaz Past or Present, like I really give a flying Fuck. I mean why Knock another man’s game just to get a Female. Well I cant say where that’ll get you but I can tell you where it will NOT get you and that’s with that Female you’re after.But any-hoo It’s well known that I'm kinda of a Big Deal around. And now dudes wanna want in with the lady. Now I have no objections to that Hey I can Never have to Much and plus I’m just turning 21 and I’m not settling no time soon. When you approach a female just be yourself and be into yourself. I really don’t wanna hear about a previous niggaz escapades because I probably knew about them before you did. This type of behavior is nothing more and nothing less HATER-type. You’re a Hater and Im sure every girl agrees.